Wednesday, August 20, 2014

STORM FRONT by John Sandford ****

I had been reading these books of Sandford's and there's this whore in it called Ma. She has 5 kids from 5 different fathers, runs around screwing anyone moving with a penis and Virgil Flowers finally breaks down and fucks her. No mention of rubbers. WHO, I mean this seriously WHO would fuck a woman everyone calls MA??? Something very psychologically wrong there. So Sandford has Virgil looking for something to call the new thing growing on the end of his dick, gets her middle name 'Frances' and can now feel unashamed fucking the slut everyone else in town has fucked (the town pump, if you will).

There is a paleontologist or similar who buries, then finds his own stone supposedly from early Israel. So everyone is chasing him around trying to buy it. He has terminal cancer his wife has Alzheimer's and he wants the money to keep her in the fancy digs she's in. Meantime meet Mossad, terrorists, Palestinians, Syrians, and other gun toting idiots. Davenport asked Flowers to handle it so in his own way he does.

Meantime the woman with 5 kids supposedly has beautiful boobs (after nursing 5 kids?? They should be dragging on the ground beside her knuckles) and a killer body--PUH LEEZE ever hear of stretch marks? After 5 kids? Next thing you know Ma will be in Mensa or run for POTUS.

She's a genius, haha. I can't get over the way men think. All little head- if you can't change what you've said in the past then make it so she's genius material with special sexual powers. "I have an itch that needs scratching" she says. LOL So much for b.s. there is a lot of that in the books he writes.

Well it was readable, ok storyline even if very very difficult to believe. If you like his stuff you'll probably like this.

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