Something is missing, either we're on another planet or 'someone' does a ton of hallucinogenics...not me.
To start with; cats can talk, next and most baffling of all they have human intelligence. Ok so that's not all, an empty pool figures into this one and it's not covered, fenced or made safe so children don't die in it and I'm thinking that would be illegal in most every state in the US so this HAS to be some other planet. Plus the guy tries to cover up a death. The death happens in the muddy wet disgusting slimy empty pool, the body is in rigor with arms unable to bend yet somehow he manages to carry/drag this female and lock her up in his trunk with no mention of filthy car, muddy dirty trunk, how he closed the trunk with woman's arms spread and frozen in position? Not more than a few drops of blood, no prints, no body impression in the pool....I mean this writer wins Cat Writers awards and shit. Unless she sponsors them for herself and wins?????
Charlie and Ryan are females, so with names that writers like to fling about like stardust this isn't helpful. Plus we have cat names to memorize. Not only that but there's only one idiot on earth who thinks there's such a thing as a MALE calico cat. They do not call them money cats without reason. The calico color is sex linked and only females can be calico UNLESS you are on THIS particular planet or are more fucked up with your meds than the writer. Any male would be sterile so much for Sage the calico TOMCAT who has a girl-cat. LOL!
People gone on vacation that we never meet in the story get whole pages devoted to their lives. I DO NOT GAS. Ok....and pigs fly, the bears are catholic and the pope shits in the woods with the cats.
Reading for laughs at the writer's inability to deal with reality. I'm barely 1/3 into this zombie.
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