Monday, June 21, 2010

SMASH CUT by Sandra Brown *

If you miss the title that's cuz it's squeezed between two gigantic SANDRA BROWN announcements. I'm really astounded by the new way these publishing houses think a writer is more important than the material one writes. FUCK THAT. Is it all politics? For me personally I don't GAS who wrote it just, please god, make it worth my time reading it. And ya know, even Steven King writes crap now and then- doesn't mean I don't like him. But please his name isn't more important than than the story. Without the story there would be NO KING!

This is a murder mystery where a family is now going to fight over the inheritance. I like murder mysteries. Haven't gotten beyond 25 pages. It's ok, sort of shoving a lot of characters on me early but not unable to cope.

Well this female screws a guy on a plane. Hint: our 2 protagonists. So it's now a romance and later in the story he tries to kiss her but she's just been reborn a virgin. I'm just laughing here on page 142 where she protest'eth too much and runs off in a huff cuz he felt her up. The girl led him into an airplane bathroom of all places and screwed him without telling him her name! What-evah. Wannabe romance writer. I would prefer the mystery without the gratuitous fucking. Try to be good at one thing-mystery. Stick to that and try to sell Harlequin the rest. Meantime get this shit out of my mystery novel.

There's an evil extremely wealthy nephew who the murdered uncle left ALL his money to. He suspected he was evil but still left his fortune to him (changing at last minute doesn't count). The evil nephew already has like 70 million and doesn't even need the money. Am wondering WHY did Uncle Dimwit leave evil nephew every penny..guess he wanted to be murdered.

So a killer walks into a serrated butcher knife our heroine is holding and dies. Yeah Ok. Plus she's a big liar and withholds information especially if withholding is going to make her look guilty. So I was wrong: Dear writer be good at the romance and leave the mystery writing to someone more competent. Walks INTO A KNIFE AND DIES?? Holy crap. Her boyfriend still likes her when she lies and lies and lies to him.

Writer has a very perverted view of women. Liars, tricksters, conning and scamming their way into a man's bed. Not necessary ma'am most men are easily beddable no xtra talent needed. Sheesh. So many whores. The least she could do is portray strong, capable, intelligent women but you get these hooker bitches. ICK POO. Am disappointed. Now I know why the name is in 200 size type while the title is hidden. It's cuz there is NOTHING between the cover worth bothering with. If you like Sandra Brown then buy me for no other reason- stupid!

O now someone was "drugged" with 2 beers and supposedly 15 Darvocets in each beer. LOL RIGHT! No one will notice these huge grainy bitter pills ground up in a little dinky beer right? Sure enuff NOT. Bwahahahaa

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